Turtle Mode or Snail Speed

Everything today just seems to take f..o..r..e..v..e..r. Not that I'm in any great rush today but, gee whiz. When I can type faster than my computer can list it, something is wrong. I type using only one finger, never more than 10 words a minute. Truly Snail Speed! So my computer must be having a bad day or it just knows that it's 5 o'clock SOMEWHERE. My cell phone is having the same kind of day. I've been trying for an hour to send a picture to my son. The phone is in TURTLE MODE. Me and my electronic world, what a happy place to be.